The Monkey & sparrow (Hindi)(English Typing)
🎙️✨ “Bandar aur Jugnu” -2: Corporate Panchatantra 🐵🔥
🎉 Namaste doston! 🙏
Swagat hai aapka Corporate Panchatantra mein! 🌟
Yahaan har kahaani laati hai dil ko chhoo lene wali
bhavnaayein 😢,
Gehri seekh 📚, aur zindagi badal dene wale sabak! 💡
Main hoon aapka Corporate Daduji 🧓 —
Aapki zindagi mein thodi si roshni aur samajhdaari laane wala! 😄
Aaj mere paas hai ek chhoti si, lekin dil se dil tak jaati kahaani! 💥
🧐 Yeh hai ek bandar 🐵 aur ek chamakte jugnu ✨ ki kahaani!
Yeh aapka dil garam karegi ❤️ aur dimaag khol degi 🧠!
Rukiye! Baat yahin khatam nahi hoti —
Kahaani ke baad, hum ise jodenge asli corporate duniya 🏢 se,
Sachche examples aur Corporate Daduji ke jaadu ke saath! 🌟
Toh, apni chai ka cup pakdiye ☕,
Ek gehri saans lijiye 😮💨,
Aur chaliye, dubki lagate hain is kahaani mein! 🎢👇
🌲❄️ Kahaani shuru hoti hai…
Kisi ghane jungle mein, ek oonche pahad 🏔️ par,
Sardi ki ek thithurati raat mein ❄️🌬️,
Rehta tha ek bechara chhota sa bandar 🐵.
Woh kaanp raha tha… 🥶
Ped par baitha, apni baahon se khud ko lapet kar,
Garam hone ki koshish kar raha tha.
Lekin thand thi ki jaati hi nahi! 😞
🌿💭 Tabhi uske dimaag mein ek tez idea aaya!
“Arre, kyun na main sookhe patte 🍂 ikattha karun,
Aur unhe kambal ki tarah odh lun?”
Woh fatafat ped se neeche utra,
Dher saare patte jama kiye,
Aur khud ko unmein lapet liya.
Par… thand toh thand hi rahi! 🥶
Wapas ped par chadha, kaanpte hue…
Tabhi uski nazar padi paas ke ek maidan par 👀.
🔥 Shikari ka tamaasha
Wahan ek shikari 🧔🏻♂️🔫 aaya,
Kandhe par ek bada sa bag 🎒 aur haath mein bandook.
Usne apna samaan ped ke neeche rakha,
Sookhi lakdiyaan ikatthi ki,
Ek dher banaya, aur ek machis se — aag jala di! 🔥🪵
Aag ki lapatein uthi, garmi faili…
Shikari ne apne haath-pair sekte hue,
Aaram se baith gaya, jaise koi Netflix chala ho! 😎
Bandar yeh sab dekh kar hairaan tha! 😮
“Arre wah! Kaash main bhi us aag ke paas baith pata…”
Lekin dil mein ek darr bhi tha 😨,
“Ye shikari hai bhai, kahin mujhe pakad na le!”
Toh woh chupke se doosre ped ke peeche chhup gaya 🌳.
Thodi si garmi paane ki koshish mein,
Ungliyaan baahar nikali… phir pair… yahaan tak ki poonch bhi! 😅
Lekin aag abhi bhi thi bahut door.
💡 Bandar ka dimag chala!
Tabhi bandar ke dimaag mein ek aur jugadu idea aaya!
“Mainne toh dekha shikari ne aag kaise jalaayi.
Main bhi toh kar sakta hoon!”
Woh daud kar apne ped par gaya,
Sookhe patte aur lakdiyaan ikattha ki,
Ek chhota sa dher banaya…
Lekin ek badi problem thi —
Machis nahi thi uske paas! 😟
“Ab aag jalaun kaise, bhai?”
✨ Jugnu ki grand entry!
Tabhi… ek madhur si gungunaahat sunayi di 🎶.
Yeh thi Minmini, ek khoobsurat jugnu ✨💫,
Apni poonch par chamakti roshni ke saath,
Khushi se udti hui, jaise koi disco light! 🕺
Bandar ki aankhein chamak uthi! 🤩
“Arre, iske paas roshni hai!
Yeh toh meri aag jala degi!”
Woh furti se kooda aur Minmini ko dheere se pakad liya 👐.
Bandar ne jugnu se aag jalane ki koshish shuru ki.
Kai baar try kiya, lekin… aag nahi jali! 😞
Woh udaas ho gaya.
Jugnu ko ek gaddhe mein rakha,
Aur zor-zor se phoonk maarne laga,
Bina yeh jaane ki woh jugnu hai, aag nahi!
🐦 Chidiya ki unsolicited advice
Paas hi ek ped par, ek chidiya couple apne ghosle mein baitha,
Yeh sab natak dekh raha tha.
Lady Chidiya ne bandar ko bola,
“Arre bandar bhai, yeh aag nahi, jugnu hai!
Isse aag nahi jalegi, chod de bechare ko!”
Bandar ne chidiya ka mazaak udaya,
“Arre aunty, tujhe kya pata aag jalane ka?
Mainne toh shikari se pro technique seekhi hai!” 😤
Male Chidiya ne apni wife ko samjhaaya,
“Chhod na, bandar ko akal thodi hai!
Apna ghosla sambhaal, inke chakkar mein mat pad!”
Par lady chidiya kahan maan-ne wali thi?
Woh toh full-on gyan mode mein thi!
Woh boli,
“Bandar, thodi si planning ki hoti,
Toh aaj tu thand mein kaanp nahi raha hota!
Humne kitni mehnat ki is ghosle ke liye,
Aur tu yun hi jugnu ke peeche pada hai!”
😡 Bandar ka gussa futa!
Ab bandar ka patience ka dam toot gaya! 🌋
Woh already thand se tang tha,
Upar se yeh free ka gyan! 😤
Woh chillaya,
“Smart samajhti ho khud ko?
Tumhara ghosla itna safe hai na?
Lo, dikhaata hoon!” 😡
Ek hi jump mein ped par chadh gaya 🐒💨,
Seedha chidiya ke ghosle tak pahuncha,
Aur apne dono haathon se —
Ghosla tod diya! 💥
Pattiyan udd gayi…
Twigs toot gaye…
Aur chidiya ka pyara ghar — neeche gir gaya 🪺➡️🌍.
Chidiya couple ne udd kar apni jaan bachayi 🕊️💨,
Par unka ghosla… barbaad ho chuka tha.
🌟 Corporate Seekh
Ab aaiye, is kahaani ko jodte hain corporate duniya se! 🏢
- Bandar ka overconfidence 🐵:
Bandar ne shikari ko dekha aur socha woh bhi aag jala sakta hai.
Corporate jagat mein bhi, hum aksar doosron ke success ko dekhte hain,
Aur bina poori knowledge ke, unki nakal karne lagte hain.
Seekh: Success ke peeche ka process samjho, shortcut mat lo! - Jugnu ka galat istemal ✨:
Bandar ne jugnu ko aag samajh liya,
Aur uski chamak ka galat fayda uthane ki koshish ki.
Office mein bhi, hum galat resources ya logon ko galat kaam mein laga dete hain.
Seekh: Har cheez ka apna ek unique kaam hota hai, uska sahi use karo! - Chidiya ka unwanted gyan 🐦:
Chidiya ka intention acha tha, par bandar ke gusse ko nahi samjha.
Corporate life mein, kabhi-kabhi hum unsolicited advice dete hain,
Jo galat waqt par ulta asar karta hai.
Seekh: Advice do, par sahi waqt aur tareeke se! - Gusse ka anjaam 😡:
Bandar ne gusse mein chidiya ka ghosla tod diya.
Office mein bhi, gussa humare relationships aur teamwork ko barbaad kar sakta hai.
Seekh: Gussa control karo, warna woh tumhara hi nuksan karega!
💼 Real-life Corporate Example
Socho, ek naya employee apne senior ko impress karne ke liye,
Bina training ke ek bada project utha leta hai (bandar wala overconfidence).
Woh galat tools ya team ka use karta hai (jugnu wali galti).
Ek colleague usse advice deta hai, par woh sunta nahi,
Aur gusse mein us colleague se lad padta hai (ghosla todna).
Result?
Project fail, team ka morale down, aur reputation kharab! 😞
🌟 Corporate Daduji ka Mantra
“Na jugnu se aag jalti hai,
Na gusse se jeet milti hai.
Samajhdaari se kaam lo,
Aur har cheez ka sahi istemaal karo!”
Toh doston, agli baar jab aap corporate jungle mein ho,
Bandar ki tarah jaldbaazi mat karna,
Aur chidiya ki tarah gyan dene se pehle soch lena! 😉
💬 Aapki baari!
Kya aapke saath bhi aisa kuch hua hai office mein?
Comment mein bataye, aur yeh kahaani apne doston ke saath share karein! 🚀
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