🎬 Title: Don’t Assume — One Formula Doesn’t Fit All! 😄
Friends, have you ever tried copying something successful from one place and using it somewhere else — thinking it will surely work?
Well… that’s where most people go wrong.
Because when you Ass-U-Me,
👉 Ass means donkey 🫏
👉 U means you
👉 Me means me 😄
So when we assume, we make a donkey out of you and me!
And today’s story is a funny — yet painful — reminder of exactly that!
🎬 THE STORY
One day, a man named Amit decided to attend a motivational seminar by the great Mr. Shiv Khera in Delhi.
The auditorium was huge and full of people, all waiting eagerly to hear the master speaker.
Amit had never attended such a program before, so he was both nervous and excited.
The hall went silent as Mr. Shiv Khera walked onto the stage.
He stood at the podium, paused for a moment, and began in his calm, confident voice —
“The best days of my life are the days I spent with someone else’s wife.”
The entire auditorium froze. 😳
People exchanged confused looks.
Some thought they misheard.
Some whispered, “Did he really say that?”
Mr. Khera waited for a few seconds — then continued with a smile,
“Yes, my friends — the best days of my life are the days I spent with someone else’s wife.
And that someone else… is my father! The woman I’m talking about is my mother.”
The crowd burst into laughter and applause! 👏
The tension turned into admiration — what a twist, what timing, what humor!
Amit was amazed.
He thought, “Wow! What a way to grab attention. I should use this trick too!”
He left the seminar full of energy, inspiration, and… one dangerous assumption.
That night, when he reached home, his wife Rakhi was in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Amit, still charged with motivation, shouted excitedly —
“Rakhi! The best days of my life are the days I spend with someone else’s wife!” 😁
There was silence.
Rakhi froze, turned slowly, and said,
“WHAT did you just say?” 😠
Amit Said it again “The best days of my life are the days I spend with someone else’s wife!” 😁
Before Amit could say the next dialogue of Shiv Khera as per the seminar,
Then the display become total black
Next scene — Amit was lying in a hospital bed, covered in bandages from head to toe!
What actualy happen?
Rakhi grabbed the pot of boiling milk she was holding…
and splash! ☕🔥
Amit screamed in pain & hospitalized.
🎯 THE LESSON — THE DANGER OF “ASSUME”
And that, my friends, is what happens when you ASSUME —
when you blindly copy something without thinking! 😅
Amit assumed that if one formula worked for Mr. Shiv Khera on stage,
it would work for him at home too.
But he forgot —
what works in one situation, may not work in another!
👉 One style may shine in a seminar,
but explode like a volcano in your kitchen! 🌋😂
✨ KEY TAKEAWAYS
1️⃣ Don’t assume success will repeat everywhere.
What works for one person or place may fail in another.
2️⃣ Always understand the context.
Before applying an idea, see where and how it fits.
3️⃣ Think before you act or speak.
Copying without understanding can lead to disaster — or in Amit’s case… burns! 😄
So my dear friends,
never assume that the same formula of success will work everywhere.
In the professional world, in relationships, or in life —
you must adapt, not just adopt.
Because when you Ass-U-Me,
you might just make a donkey 🫏 out of you and me!
So think smart, act wise, and keep learning —
because wisdom is not about copying,
it’s about understanding before applying. 💡
Stay tuned for the next story in our “21-Day Assume Series” —
where learning meets laughter,
and every story teaches a truth worth remembering. 🌟